Hello 2023

[VictorTheed]

Yes please.
Id love to play a tinier race to finally bite the ankles of those lalafels, they amassed too much power lately, give them a taste of their own medicine.
Im coming for those ankles you little devils.

Not so, pretty lady.

I'll lead u into the modern home of the greatest race on Ethyris, the bestest of of all city states, Ul'dah.

As you're memorized by our booming economy, wonderful culture & grand sites, I'll jump into your arms & give u a big ol' hug and look at u with my sad little eyes & say, mommy u don't wanna hurt your baby, I loves u & u loves me to, yes yes yes.

Then me & my fellow lalas, all the boys & girls , would do the lala happy emote to you, feel free to let your heart melt like puddy, it's ok mommy your in The Jewel of The Desert, Ul'dah, surrounded by your babies.

[Renalt]

Not so, pretty lady.

I'll lead u into the modern home of the greatest race on Ethyris, the bestest of of all city states, Ul'dah.

As you're memorized by our booming economy, wonderful culture & grand sites, I'll jump into your arms & give u a big ol' hug and look at u with my sad little eyes & say, mommy u don't wanna hurt your baby, I loves u & u loves me to, yes yes yes.

Then me & my fellow lalas, all the boys & girls , would do the lala happy emote to you, feel free to let your heart melt like puddy, it's ok mommy your in The Jewel of The Desert, Ul'dah, surrounded by your babies.

Is it just me or does all of that sound like a nightmare?