the 12days of Kupomus

[Oldschoolegamer38]

on the 1st day of Kupomus...a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
1 million gil for me!!! (dum dum dum)
on the 2nd day of Kupomus....a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
2 Garuda butts and a million gil for me (dum dum dum)
on the 3rd day of Kupomus....a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
3 Decimates, 2 Garuda butts, and a million gil for me (dum dum dum)
on the 4th day of Kupomus....a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
4 Stardiver, 3 Decimates, 2 Garuda butts, and a million gil for me (dum dum dum)
on the 5th day of Kupomus....a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
5 GOOOOOLDEN NAAAAAMAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUSSSS!! 4 Stardiver, 3 Decimates, 2 Garuda butts, and a million gil for me (dum dum dum)
on the 6th day of Kupomus....a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
6 crafted gear sets, 5 GOOOOOLDEN NAAAAAMAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUSSSS!!! 4 Stardiver, 3 Decimates, 2 Garuda butts, and a million gil for me (dum dum dum)
on the 7th day of Kupomus....a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
7 Disconnects, 6 crafted gear sets, 5 GOOOOOLDEN NAAAAAMAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUSSSS!!! 4 Stardiver, 3 Decimates, 2 Garuda butts, and a million gil for me (dum dum dum)
on the 8th day of Kupomus....a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
8 raging raiders, 7 Disconnects, 6 Crafted gear sets, 5 GOOOOOLDEN NAAAAAMAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUSSSS!!! 4 Stardiver, 3 Decimates, 2 Garuda butts, and a million gil for me (dum dum dum)
on the 9th day of Kupomus....a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
9 Billboards, 8 raging raiders, 7 Disconnects, 6 Crafted gear sets, 5 GOOOOOLDEN NAAAAAMAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUSSSS!!! 4 Stardiver, 3 Decimates, 2 Garuda butts, and a million gil for me (dum dum dum)
on the 10th day of Kupomus....a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
10 crafters crafting, 9 Billboards, 8 raging raiders, 7 Disconnects, 6 Crafted gear sets, 5 GOOOOOLDEN NAAAAAMAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUSSSS!!! 4 Stardiver, 3 Decimates, 2 Garuda butts, and a million gil for me (dum dum dum)
on the 11th day of Kupomus....a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
11 vuln stacks, 10 crafters crafting, 9 Billboards, 8 raging raiders, 7 Disconnects, 6 Crafted gear sets, 5 GOOOOOLDEN NAAAAAMAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUSSSS!!! 4 Stardiver, 3 Decimates, 2 Garuda butts, and a million gil for me (dum dum dum)
on the 12th day of Kupomus....a moogle came to meeeeeeeee:
12 savage raid fights, 11 vuln stacks, 10 crafters crafting, 9 Billboards, 8 raging raiders, 7 Disconnects, 6 Crafted gear sets, 5 GOOOOOLDEN NAAAAAMAAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUSSSS!!! 4 Stardiver, 3 Decimates, 2 Garuda butts, and a million gil for meeeeee (dum dum dum)

-thank you for reading this post and I hope you have a good laugh and happy holidays!!

[Oldschoolegamer38]

hope you enjoy this, I had a good laugh trying to add in stuff to poke fun at for each day...yes some are spicy, but it all in good fun...

[Renalt]

Two Garuda butts? Now we talking.

[Oldschoolegamer38]

never can go wrong with a Garuda butt..besides it rhymed perfectly... XD

[Bunnycake]

7 disconnects concerns me ;o

[Oldschoolegamer38]

7 disconnects concerns me ;o

Glad you enjoyed it, I had a blast trying to come up with this to give folks a good laugh and poke fun all at the same time...

[Tyssyn]

Thank you for the laugh... can I regift the 7 disconnects and 8 raging raiders, though?

[Oldschoolegamer38]

that's hard to regift those 2

[VictorTheed]

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to u to.

[Oldschoolegamer38]

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to u to.

and you as well \o/