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    PirateRyanG's Avatar
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    Aserana Swian
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    Odin
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    Conjurer Lv 90

    The easiest way to buy your friends gifts from the Mog Store this Christmas!

    I know there have been a LOT of complaints about the Mog Store and how you can no longer give people gifts. I agree. I agree that it has ruined many Secret Father Christmas experiences this year. I am one of the most empathetic people around, and it drives me to tears every time I see one of the millions of threads about it.

    I was talking to my FC earlier, and we came up with a plan! We believe that there is a way around the Mog Store limitations.

    Share your credit/debit card numbers with people!

    It is a foolproof method.

    Think about it.

    If you don't trust somebody with your financial information, they probably didn't deserve a gift from you anyway, right? You have to be able to trust your friends. You should never buy gifts for anybody other than your friends and Sue with the big boobs in accounting. You aren't going to get anything out of it anyway. Trust me, you barely get any joy from helping people that you don't give a crap about. It just eats away at your soul until your ex-girlfriend has managed to leech away $10,000 from your bank account over the course of the year and the only thing you have to show for it is tears every single night.

    That, or you could buy them real, physical gifts I guess.
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    Skivvy's Avatar
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    Boo Box
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    Rafflesia
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    Sage Lv 100
    I hate this place more and more each day.
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    Deveryn Ev'liarsh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skivvy View Post
    I hate this place more and more each day.
    ya just need to put this fool on ignore.
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    Renalt's Avatar
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    Renalt El'doran
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    Balmung
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    Bard Lv 90
    I don't own any credit cards. Will my Social Security Number work instead?
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    When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.

    Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.

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    Lala Felon
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    Zurvan
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    Gunbreaker Lv 80
    Quote Originally Posted by PirateRyanG View Post
    You should never buy gifts for anybody other than your friends and Sue with the big boobs in accounting.
    Well, I prefer Mike with the magnificent butt in marketing over Sue with the big boobs in accounting. But I likely wouldn't give Mike my credit card either, those marketing types and purified coke for their Adamantite Ingots and all that.

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    Last edited by Shibi; 12-04-2022 at 05:35 PM.

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    Renalt El'doran
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibi View Post
    Well, I prefer Mike with the magnificent butt in marketing over Sue with the big boobs in accounting.


    (2)
    Last edited by Renalt; 12-04-2022 at 05:41 PM.

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    Krokov Reynall
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    Midgardsormr
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    Even if it is a joke one of the most dumbest suggestions I've seen.
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    Ulorin Ardor
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    Zodiark
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    Astrologian Lv 100
    Quote Originally Posted by PirateRyanG View Post
    It just eats away at your soul until your ex-girlfriend has managed to leech away $10,000 from your bank account over the course of the year and the only thing you have to show for it is tears every single night.
    Now it makes sense why you're like this. Thanks for sharing...
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    Victor Theed
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    Goblin
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    Miner Lv 90
    I ain't buying jack crap for Sue with big boobs in accounting.

    I ran out of milk in my milk jug the other day & seeing she has plenty milk to spare, I asked her if she could fill me up.

    Next thing I know, I'm in the HR office & forced to repeat sensitivity training, and let me tell u friend, the 3rd time will not be a charm.
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  10. #10
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    Etherea Stormaire
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    Zalera
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    White Mage Lv 100
    or the easiest way for smarter people, give a gift card if you NEED to gift something from the store...
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