How FF14 can be saved

[Renalt]

its not dieing and does not need to be saved nice try troll.

Oops. Looked like you failed your Perception Check.

[TheMightyMollusk]

Has it ever not worked?

I have no conclusive proof that it's had any effect at all. I mean, I'm not gonna stop you, everyone needs a hobby. Just sayin'.

[Midareyukki]

I have no conclusive proof that it's had any effect at all. I mean, I'm not gonna stop you, everyone needs a hobby. Just sayin'.

I just collect rocks :x

Last week a tree regurigtated some white stone and a bunch of horned kids made a hissy fit about it. Apparently I was "being disrespectful" or something. Dunno. All I know is that I threw it out and had to disinfect my hand like ten times. I mean, come on kids, it's just some animal dropping, hardly anything to go crazy over.

And the week before that, I uhm... Tooooootally didn't steal a rock off of some random homeless man in a suit of armour at a pub in Ishgard! Totally. Though, hypothetically, had I had any guilt, it would explain why whenever I look into a mirror, my reflection looks at me judgmentally. Allegedly.

[Ishe-P]

With Todd Howard, it just works. Couldn't agree more.

[Renalt]

With Todd Howard, it just works. Couldn't agree more.

Just imagine...

16 times the detail!

[TheMightyMollusk]

Just paint the servers red. Red ones go faster.

[SorrowsEnd]

I agree with number 1.

[Rannie]

"Pathetic. You boasted of unrivaled polygons. You were entrusted with the ultimate model. The ultimate buttocks! And still you failed. So much for the glory of Square Enix.

The growing imbalance afflicting character butts must be redressed. If it is permitted to worsen, the very laws of eye candy-- both tasteful and aesthetic -- will be warped beyond all recognition.

Know you the root of this deflation? Prudes! Like a parasite, they must be burned out if our arses are to recover. And naught but the return of the one true Bubble Butt will ensure their complete excision. Yet to pave the way the rear's return, a chaotic confluence of untold proportions must needs be brought about. And that will necessitate the presence of the modders.

Needless to say, both you and your TOS-Shouting accomplices can not be suffered to interfere in this endeavor.

You will not leave this place a pancake. It's past time your posterior was inflated, White Knight."


Disclaimer: Hello moderators. I am in no way advocating for the use of mods, this is purely satirical. The use of mods is to be discouraged. Plus, keep in mind I'm quoting a character that (at the time at least) was evil and antagonistic, meaning he, his speech and actions are to be seen as morally wrong and thus not replicateable. Do not mod, nor cause the end of the world over modding.

Huh what sorry I skipped the cutscene (cant help that though he opens his mouth and my eyes glaze over).... ah well fight was easy anyway just had to pull out my pin and pop Dat ass of his... seems like he was stuffing the area with balloons =P