How FF14 can be saved

[Midareyukki]

You know that will never happen right?
Not because it cant be done...but because even YoshiP senpai knows what kind of Calamity he will unleash on Eorzea if he Unlocked the hidden power of Bara Butt on Hrothgar.
Hrothgar Cake is too Dangerous and to powerful for Mortal Man to Wield.

Pfeh... Weakling.

No wonder he plays a Lalafell and a Femra. Guy can't handle cake to save his life.

[Zebraoracle]

Pfeh... Weakling.

No wonder he plays a Lalafell and a Femra. Guy can't handle cake to save his life.

Bro my cake doesn't even need to be substantial, it just needs to *actually exist*. Hroths have the most Hank Hill freaking booty ever. They have negative ass. Their butts are so non-existent they look deformed.

[george357]

its not dieing and does not need to be saved nice try troll.

[Renalt]

its not dieing and does not need to be saved nice try troll.

Oops. Looked like you failed your Perception Check.

[FatalFatalis]

Ok so here is my idea.
We sacrifice half of the playerbase to rework the game.
Then when new players come, we sacrifice those new players to bring the old ones back.
It's a perfect plan if you ask me.

[Raoabolic]

3. Hire an American developer, preferably Todd Howard.

I mean, the atomic shop is already built into the game. lmao

*pulls you aside*
Seriously though, that's not funny. Elder Scrolls and it's brother Elder Scrolls with Guns died that way. It was a really messy scene. :/

[Xlantaa]

Todd? Oh no. Will be hard to find a game between so many bugs. But a Giant that can send you to stratosphere sounds fun.

[ronibosch]

Please give my viera some booty, SE. It's unfair that voidsent have all the cake.

[Renalt]

Please give my viera some booty, SE. It's unfair that voidsent have all the cake.

And me. I don't do squats all day for nothing.

[TheMightyMollusk]

Fools! You would unleash the Asstral Calamity upon us all!