When we can move past "majority rule" and "it's good thing bad because yes" maybe you'll have a sliver of a point.
The fact that you're expected to present a curriculum of what you like to discuss something, anything, is nothing short of bizarre.
"Hey buddy, here, I still enjoy this and this, and here is my daily schedule... so don't feel bad, ok?".
Variant has a solid basis and I would be happy if it were to replace what we now know today as "expert dungeons" going forward. Including a revamp of rewards and eventually their own roulette. This will "future proof" them much better. Of course given the current implementation, I doubt it will happen.
For what I observed, Criterion Savage is just Criterion with a forced no death speedrun. I would remove their existence completely tbh (no deaths, and speedrun can easily be reward granting achievements), and focus on retooling/rebalancing normal Criterion, with rewards appropriate to the difficulty they end up choosing.