Eat burger emote when
Eat burger emote when
"Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can." - Elyas Machera, The Wheel of Time
That's not a burger, that's a family meal.
Are these burgers made out of said person or made by? And do they have any cheese on em like a nice guerrier?
Yes and we only use the very best in Goblin cheese. :3
Nah, man. We're cannibal friendly here. :3
Only the hottest and most potent! Straight from the Alchemist of Radz-a-Han!
He may not like our mascot, but rest assured he WILL love these burgers once he gets a taste of em! x3
Last edited by Soge01; 10-13-2022 at 12:47 PM.
Welp, time to build a McDonald's in Mor Dhona. It's gonna be Tataru's next adventure.
Also my headcanon is that ever since he got to Sharlayan he's been surviving on nothing but their brick bread, and that's probably the only thing that revived his tastebuds. Hence the expressivity.
Edit: WAIT, SOGE...
What's wrong with his adam's apple!?? That bite wasn't that large, jesus! G'raha, I'd get that checked out!
As is my wont to disect art for realism...
Taking him to be a standard 1.8 metres tall adult, that burger is going to have a diameter of 33cm. It also looks to be 11cm thick.
Hes taken a cylindrical bite that is 11cm wide, by 5cm deep - (3.1416 x 5.50^2 x 5) / 2 - so a volume of about 237cm3
A ball with a diameter of 8cm is also 237cm3 - so a bit bigger than a cricket ball. Maybe a slow pitch softball. (ie: 28cm circumference softball sized).
I think that lump in this throat is easily softball sized.
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