Crystal Tower has to go

[Avoidy]

I queue for Orbonne Monastery several times a day for the sole purpose of dragging people into glorious Ivalice raids.

I used to do this too. The sad thing though, is you can't "drag in" those people who force their ilvl down to make CT happen for themselves and 23 other unfortunate souls. Since they queue in naked, they're blocked from ever getting orbonne and they're the only ones truly capable of "dragging in" unwilling passengers.
I'm going to start a project. Every time I get CT and notice some guy with 10% hp who's quickly putting gear back on, I'm going to take a picture of them. When I get enough pics, I'll make a big collage with all of their half-naked characters on it. Then I'll print it out on some quilted roll, and wipe my ass with it.