Look on the bright side: If you ask a lot, just like Pagaga's emote, 2 years from now you will have this mount on the mogstation to generate money for another SE release. Then we can all open "thank you" threads for Square Memex, and tell all the angry ones that "if you don't want it, don't buy it" (did I do that right?)

Criticism aside, it might as well be a mount. I really liked the design, and would be an addition to the badass and monstrous mount troop