From what I've read, a woman who "knows her place" knows that she belongs at a legally enforced minimum 50m distance from OP.

There's nothing wrong with a woman wanting to be a housewife, wanting a man who's the "breadwinner" and such.
It becomes a problem when you want it to be an enfirced standard and belittle those who think differently.

I am sincerely hoping and mostly believing that this is all satire, and that OP's wife is make-believe.
But there's this little voice whispering: "maybe..."

Also, lol @ the notion of proving any kind of "gaming skill" through FF's PvP system.