ARE YOU A LOSER? EVEN IF YOU ROLLED A LALAFEL -
I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO BE A REAL ALPHA CHAD!!!
DON'T BELIEVE ME?? I PLAYED THIS GAME FOR 75 YEARS, ASK ANY OF MY 40 GRAND GRAND GRAND GRAND CHILDREN HOW GOOD I AM!!
ENOUGH TALK!! TIME TO SHOW YOU THE OPTIMAL
HUD SETTING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO UNLEEEEEEEEASH!!!
BEHOLD THE BEST UI EVER COMPOSED!!!
FOR YOUR PLEASURE AND ULTIMATE UNLEEEEEEEEEASH!!!
DON'T GET IT?? NO SUPRISE, LOSER!!
LET ME EXPLAIN BEFORE I UNLEEEEEEEEEASH!!!!!!
MINIMISED CHAT BOX! DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY??
NO MINIMAP!! WE DON'T NEED NO MAPS WHERE WE'RE GOING KIDDO!!
TARGET LIFE BAR?? WHO CARES?? HE'S ALREADY DE-DE-DE-DEEEEEAD!!!!
COOOL SKULL IN THE MIDDLE(oh yeeeeeaaaaaaaah) !!!
EAT THAT STEAK DO SOME PUSH-UPS HIT SPRINT AND LETS UNLEEEEEEASH!!!!
MINIMISED MSQ BAR!! WHO HAS TIME TO TALK TO BORING EMO KIDS
WHEN YOU CAN SLAY MONSTERS ALL DAY AND UNLEEEEEEEEASH!!!!!!
WHAT'S BETTER THAN HAVING 120 x UNLEASH ON YOUR HOTBARS?????
130 x UNLEASH OF COURSE!! IT'S UNLEASHIN' TIME BABY!!!!
HIDDEN DUTY LIST..... WHO CAAAAARES??!?!?!
(***explosions!!!***)
SIGN UP NOW SUBSCRIBE AND UNLEASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR MORE TOP1 JOB GUIDES LIKE THESE !!! FORGET EVERY OTHER GUIDE BECAUSE THEY SUUUUCK!!!
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