All races should have laser guns mounted to their foreheads.

[Rhianu]

Seriously, can you imagine the sheer awesomeness that the game would become if everybody had gigantic laser guns sticking out of their faces? That would so freaking rule! It would be a billion times more awesome than being able to fly, having heat-vision, riding a tyrannosaurus-rex down main-street, and winning the lottery... all at the same time!

If anyone came along and started steppin', disrespectin' your peeps or trying tell you what to do, you could just aim your forehead at them and be all like, "Dude, do you not see the gigantic freaking laser gun sticking out of my face?" And they would be all like, "Dude, you gots a laser gun sticking out of your face!" And then you could be all like, "I think you best be hittin' da road, foo'. Dis be my hood." And they'd be all like, like, like... well they wouldn't be all like nothin', cuz' they'd be so scared they'd go cryin' back to their mama's, and then you'd be all like, "Yeah, that's right foo'."

Also, each laser gun should come with its own little miniature shark, just because.