Samurai (meme) Prediction, what will happen first?

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What will happen " First "

Will Samurai 6.1 changes and/or Kaiten removal Feedback get acknowledged and addressed?
Or will 1 or more of the following in the list below, happen first...

• MogStation purchasables - Adventure Plate Features
• Next Live Letter
• UI and HuD updated
• Visual Graphics update
• Hrothgar/Viera head glamour fixed
• New Job releases
• Reaper gets buffed
• New Savage Dungeon
• New Gold Saucer mini-games
• FF7 Remake 2 releases
• Sanctuary releases
• We get in-game Chat Bubbles
• Thancred dies
• Machinist gets buffed
• All of MSQ from ARR to EW can be done with the Trust system
• Kick/Ban function implemented for home owners
• Happy 2023
• FFXVI (16) releases
• Urianger dies
• More new Hrothgar Mogstation hairstyles
• New Expansion released
• Female Hrothgar releases
• All normal Dungeons, Trials and Raids can be done with the Trust System
• Y'Shtola gets stuck in the lifestream, again
• Function to deny in-game Friend requests without the Busy status
• The usage of the words parse/barse/color-shopping becomes bannable
• Blitzball gets added to the game
• Next Deep dungeon releases
• Blackmage gets reworked
• Immediate apology for reworking Blackmage
• Blackmage rework changes gets reverted immediately after
• All Extreme and Savage difficulty content can be done with the Trust System
• Kingdom Hearts crossover event happens
• FFXIV Emotes added to in-game chat and Mogstation
• Happy 2024
• Alisaie dies
• Whitemage gets more damage skills
• Square adds first ever lootbox to the Mogstation
• We can place limited NPC's with limited dialogue text in our houses
• All Crafting skills are replaced with just 1 button per Crafting job
• All Gathering skills are replaced with just 1 button per Gatherer job
• Ultimate's can now be done with the Trust System
• All jobs except BLM can only Auto-Crit now
• New hunting log added
• Alphinaud gets married
• Implementation of in-game DPS meter
• FFXIV is now playable on mobile phone
• FFXIV becomes F2P with P2W features
• Summoner gets re-reworked
• Happy 2025
• Krile dies
• Kaiten Emote added to the Mogstation (works for all non-Samurai jobs)
• Square apologizes for Kaiten emote not working for Samurai
• Kaiten Emote now works for Bluemage as well
• Square buffs boob and bust slider
• All of the above happens

Not saying any of the above are good or bad events,
it's about " what's more likely to happen? "