why is the cast of the Scions so...elvish now.

[Midareyukki]

They're too confused by my ability to wear hats and easily change my hair, making it easy to simply walk away.

Sometimes I do the Manderville Mambo on the way out just to rub it in. Lots of pointing at the top of the head in that dance.

Yeah, they're pointing at the top of your head because your ears are floating on top of your skull. Really might want to get that checked out.