[NPC Editon} F, Marry, Kill

[Rangiswimming]

F Edda, M Edda, K Edda.

Not necessarily in that order.

That's some classy taste. Luckily for you, the lovely Edda can provide all three!

[Rangiswimming]

F Godbert or if unavailable (understandable) BYREGOT pls squish me like a watermelon between your godly thighs I respectfully beg of you
M G'raha
K Hermes

[MikkoAkure]

F: Lyse (say what you will about her but she seems... athletic...)
M: Hien (I don't care that my friends make fun of my Hien fascination, he's strong, handsome, and nice)
K: Lolorito (he can't keep getting away with this!)

[Rein_eon_Osborne]

F: Jacke
M: Ardbert (The moment my eyes caught his presence I knew he’s one type that I will make mistake for, willingly)
K: Any Loporrits, except Cheatingway.

[Rannie]

Hmm. I'd be all over Aymeric if I could
Marry both Emet and Hythlodaeus (only time I'd allow polygamy for myself)
probably kill the twins due to alphinaud being annoying and letting me die for his sister and Alisae for stealing my limit breaks all the time.

[Wanzzo]

F = Fordola/Hien
M = K'lyhia (from the Arcanist class quests)/Urianger
K = A lot of NPC lalafels

[Windfire]

F = Estinien

M = Estinien

K = Rowena, if I can only choose one kill, hated her forever.

[SenorPatty]

I'm not here to play the game. I'm just here to say that if I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Lolorito, Thordan, and Zenos, I would shoot Zenos twice.

[Wanzzo]

I'm not here to play the game. I'm just here to say that if I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Lolorito, Thordan, and Zenos, I would shoot Zenos twice.

Twice maybe wont be suffice... u.u

[Shori]

F Thancred
M Graha
K Zenos