Lore: Lalafell

[Thebard]

One giant pie filled with all living (not for long!) Lalafell and cooked to perfection by the intense heat of Dalamud.
Okay okay we will probably keep some of you in cages until you are fat enough to eat no need to panic my little umpah-lumpahs.

[Ganvire]

One giant pie filled with all living (not for long!) Lalafell and cooked to perfection by the intense heat of Dalamud.
Okay okay we will probably keep some of you in cages until you are fat enough to eat no need to panic my little umpah-lumpahs.

Hold up a second. What about those of us who are cannibals?

WHY MUST YOU DISCRIMINATE???

[Thebard]

Hold up a second. What about those of us who are cannibals?

WHY MUST YOU DISCRIMINATE???

Hey it's positive discrimination, you taste the best so we save you for last.

[Ganvire]

Hey it's positive discrimination, you taste the best so we save you for last.

...All right, I can't really argue with that. We Lalafells do taste pretty amazing. Hell, when you cut one of us open, all you'll notice inside is a mixture of dusty rainbows and unicorn farts. That just means we're MADE for consumption.

[Kaipo]

I agree with this post, it would be great to see the homeland of the Lalafell (and all the other races for that matter).

Personally, I've wanted to see the Dunesfolk Lalafell's homeland ever since I read in the lore about it:

Perhaps the most unique characteristic of the Dunesfolk is their native dwellings - structures affixed to the backs of large beasts of burden. It is in this way that they are able to traverse the vast desert expanses of the island which they call home.

If SE is able to show such a cool sounding society and do it justice in 2.0, I'd be overjoyed! I've always wondered what those "beasts of burden" looked like.

[Jinrya-Geki]

Why does everyone say they eat lalafel, for all we know lore-wise lalafel could be the one eating everyone else. We built Ul'dah! Where did we get the money for that!? Killing and eating all tall folk. Your numbers don't dwindle so fast because one of you could feed ten of us.

Then we take your gils.

[Krausus]

Why does everyone say they eat lalafel, for all we know lore-wise lalafel could be the one eating everyone else. We built Ul'dah! Where did we get the money for that!? Killing and eating all tall folk. Your numbers don't dwindle so fast because one of you could feed ten of us.

Then we take your gils.

yes lalas make great slave labor as well

[Coombah]

They like having our sweet meat in their mouths

[Thebard]

They like having our sweet meat in their mouths

Everyone needs a toothpick!

[Coombah]

Everyone needs a toothpick!

Its just a happy meal now but you can supersize it /wink