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[hagare]

Just be happy she's not a Lala lol...
Tbh I'd rather people lewd a middle-aged NPC than the NPC's who are minors which happens quite a bit.

It's actually an upgrade.

Lalas are not minors man.
They're just vertically challenged.
Hell, I don't think I've ever seen any child lala NPCs.
It's the players that keep treating lala as children.
PS: as for Ameliance, just because you shouldn't doesn't mean you can't

[Padudu]

Lalas are not minors man.
They're just vertically challenged.
Hell, I don't think I've ever seen any child lala NPCs.
It's the players that keep treating lala as children.
PS: as for Ameliance, just because you shouldn't doesn't mean you can't

There are like, maybe two or three in Ul'dah but they share the same models as adult Lalas lol. Lore wise, growth stops at 10 years old as they reach max height. Must feel bad for teen Lalas when they reach max height at like 2-4ft whilst teen Hyurs, Roes, and Elezen are like 5-6ft lol.

I saw some joke PFs for the Copied Factory glam runs for Ameliance. Poor woman has no idea what's coming to her in the next couple of weeks

[Jennah]

Soooo my age is probably showing, but there's something rather cringe about all the people chomping at the bit to lewd some middle-aged NPC. :X

A rather large percentage of FF14's audience are people who grew up playing FF1-6, meaning we're currently basically Ameliance's age. So it's WAY less creepy than wanting to lewd Alisae.

[LeonKeyh]

Soooo my age is probably showing, but there's something rather cringe about all the people chomping at the bit to lewd some middle-aged NPC. :X

Champing at the bit*

And I can't tell if you're saying its cringe because it's an NPC or because they're middle-aged. Not sure I understand the cringe about her being middle-aged. But an NPC in a video game? Sure, that I understand.

[Skivvy]

Champing at the bit*

Hey, TIL! Although in further reading, it appears that both versions have been accepted for quite a while (at least the 1910's), but "champing" is definitely the OG version.

And I can't tell if you're saying its cringe because it's an NPC or because they're middle-aged. Not sure I understand the cringe about her being middle-aged. But an NPC in a video game? Sure, that I understand.

Honestly, my comment was just a quick thought that wasn't very well fleshed out. I'm pretty certain I'm going to make this far worse with elaboration, but here we go! lol.

So for starters, the middle-aged thing was more a side note, but I will say that I've never really understood the mommy/daddy kinks. Maybe because I'm in my late 30's, so I'd have to be looking at someone who is 70+, and well, that's just not my jam. The bigger thing is the level of frothing that is going on over the chance to strip down an NPC. Like...this is really where it's at now? This is what gets your rocks off? I mean, sure, you do you....but really? This is what you choose to share with your gaming community?

Now, I'm assuming that most of the posts were just fluff, and that's all fine and dandy, but I think it hit a little too close to my actual opinion of the playerbase in general. I realize this is a gross generalization, but based on my experiences over the years, I've deemed the community to be rather cringe as a whole. lol. Between all the random /tells I've had over the years about my characters, those who have made anime & XIV their entire persona, people getting weird once they find out I'm female, and just the general chat you see in-game & online....it paints a questionable picture. Shoooot, almost forgot all the crap that gets posted in the NSFW channels of my discord groups. It's not even good stuff!

So there we go! I'm pretty sure this post will solidly put me in the camp of "old person angrily waiving their cane at the kids", but it is what it is. lol.



*All "you's" are general "you's"

[Godzillaxpowerrangers]

Snip.

Local lala yells at cloud and kids.

[Skivvy]

Snip.

Local lala yells at cloud and kids.

lol, if nothing else, I was able to help bring people together! That's gotta count for something, right??!

[Aelin_Ashryver]

Soooo my age is probably showing, but there's something rather cringe about all the people chomping at the bit to lewd some middle-aged NPC. :X

Are you not allowed to be attracted to middle aged women or..? People above 20 are attractive too...

[TheMightyMollusk]

Are you not allowed to be attracted to middle aged women or..? People above 20 are attractive too...

*squints in 37-year-old*

Am I squinting out of suspicion or because my old eyes ain't what they used to be? Yes.

[Padudu]

Soooo my age is probably showing, but there's something rather cringe about all the people chomping at the bit to lewd some middle-aged NPC. :X

*cries in mid-20s*...