I feel like if someone applied up to one of these groups with a 75% parse and a good attitude, theyd get further in the screening process. You want top performers, and of course there is a low enough level that would make checks harder to clear, but isnt attitude and fit still like 1/2 of what a static needs? And seeing as them asking for this is bothering you so much, would you really want to be in their group anyway? The way i see it, there are 4 solutions:

1. Talk to them. Maybe they say that they want that to scare away the chumps.
2. Dont change a thing, keep looking and hope to find a group that loves you for you. Even though you play a lala. Seems unlikely.
3. Make your own static. Youre in charge now, so you set the requirements for entry.
4. Join the inevitable(and mostly doomed) PUG scene. Ultra-frustrating option, but if you meet the right people and SHOW that you can perform then with or without logs you might just find/form a static that has much better odds.

Because just complaining on the forums and not changing anything will solve nothing.