And who are these totally not imaginary people publicly talking about parses in normal content? Besides, if people see your data but don't say anything about it, why do you care? Hell, even if someone does try to tell you your parse why do you care? Just say "didn't ask" or ignore them, it's not hard. The solution to not engaging with parsing is... not engaging with parsing, not trying to get parsers banned. I reiterate, the world doesn't revolve around you.

Edit: Ok, then say that to begin with for the love of god!