Thank you for this wonderful thread OP. Let's parse the results:

Words written: Idk, I just skimmed

People influenced to change their ways: 0

Damage taken after fully reading this : 5 psychic dmg, 0 emotional dmg

Renegade/Paragon points acrrued: +2 Paragon, -3 Renegade

Your (echo chamber) buddies approved.
The addon haters Greatly Approved
The addon users Greatly (but very discreetly now) Disapproved

You have unlocked ending N:[N]obody Cares Anymore.