I also find it fascinating that yes, while the toxic casual playerbase that absolutely refuses to learn anything won't benefit from ACT or parsing in general, anyone who does perform the vile wicked sorcery that is obtaining basic statistics needs to do it in a hushed, speakeasy backalley way and never ever ever admit that they do it, because the toxic casuals would be embarrassed and pissed off if the evil tryhard elitists were allowed to openly obtain said numbers.

Toxic casuals wouldn't benefit from an official parser, but the developers and the TOS being written to shield their precious fragile egos from any challenge whatsoever is what makes parsing "bad".