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    MRS SMITH

    Jason: MRS. SMITH!!

    *raises hand*

    Teacher: Yes, Jason?

    Jason: Matthew is eating a Snickers in class!

    *furiously points at Matthew*

    Matthew shoots an angry glare at Jason

    Teacher: Detention, Matthew!

    Jason: Maybe if you didn't eat a Snickers in class you wouldn't get detention! Hahaha!

    Rest of the class rolls their eyes at Jason

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    This is the state of FF14's playerbase right now.
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    Me: *Eats Snickers without anyone knowing*
    Ayyo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiros View Post
    Jason: MRS. SMITH!!

    *raises hand*

    Teacher: Yes, Jason?

    Jason: Matthew is eating a Snickers in class!

    *furiously points as Matthew*

    Matthew shoots an angry glare at Jason

    Teacher: Detention, Matthew!

    Jason: Maybe if you didn't eat a Snickers in class you wouldn't get detention! Hahaha!

    Rest of the class rolls their eyes at Jason

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    This is the state of FF14's playerbase right now.
    Except Jason was strictly in the right, if Matthew was actually eating snickers in class.

    It makes sense that everyone rolling their eyes at Jason are children. Especially seeming Matt was dancing around the classwroom showing off the snickers he was going to eat in the class (and taking a bite right in front of Jason's face) before the teacher arrived.
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    I can only snicker at all these reactions. Comedy at it finest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyrist View Post
    Except Jason was strictly in the right, if Matthew was actually eating snickers in class.

    It makes sense that everyone rolling their eyes at Jason are children. Especially seeming Matt was dancing around the classwroom showing off the snickers he was going to eat in the class (and taking a bite right in front of Jason's face) before the teacher arrived.
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    And that was when Matthew finally woke up to the reality that people like Jason are a permanent fixture in life and next time he wants to eat snickers bar in class,he should do a better job at hiding it or just not do it at all instead of hoping that people like Jason would magically change their ways or disappear altogether.
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    The Children to MRS SMITH

    BUT YOU WEREN'T SPECIFIC ABOUT WHAT KIND OF CANDY YOU WERE VAGUE. YOU SEEMED TO BE OKAY AS LONG AS WE DIDN'T HARASS ANYONE ABOUT EATING CANDY
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    Man, all the whataboutism with this his been silly.

    It's like people can't just act like normal adults...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SenorPatty View Post
    And that was when Matthew finally woke up to the reality that people like Jason are a permanent fixture in life and next time he wants to eat snickers bar in class,he should do a better job at hiding it or just not do it at all instead of hoping that people like Jason would magically change their ways or disappear altogether.
    A lot of people like Jason end up changing their ways with a little persuasion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valkyrie_Lenneth View Post
    Man, all the whataboutism with this his been silly.

    It's like people can't just act like normal adults...
    But they act like normal, modern adults.
    Scary, isn't it?
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