Jason: MRS. SMITH!!

*raises hand*

Teacher: Yes, Jason?

Jason: Matthew is eating a Snickers in class!

*furiously points at Matthew*

Matthew shoots an angry glare at Jason

Teacher: Detention, Matthew!

Jason: Maybe if you didn't eat a Snickers in class you wouldn't get detention! Hahaha!

Rest of the class rolls their eyes at Jason

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This is the state of FF14's playerbase right now.