Quote Originally Posted by Ravenwatch View Post
Come on officer, why did you give me a ticket? What about all the drug dealers, thieves, and murderers?
Eh, they don't pay us nearly enough and the chief and mayor are at each other's throats due to their own personal hangups imo. Listen, you were going over the limit, I need to keep my job, here's a warning. If the dealers or murderers give you too much guff, um, just, uh, call 911 or something. Take care.