So a Dragoon walks into a bar...

[XavierStar]

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

[Alaltus]

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

A red wine spritzer?

[Zyph]

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

Nothing because they don't need drinks, they have Refresh.

[Alerith]

A Black Mage, a Red Mage, and a White Mage walk into a bar. The White Mage orders a White Russian, the Black Mage orders a Black and Tan. What does the Red Mage order?

Trick question. It can be anything. With a chapeau like RDM has, all you need is to have any drink in your hand with one pinky out.