With apologies to Monty Python:
Yoshida: "Oh yes, the healer role. What's wrong with it?"
Healers: "I'll tell you what's wrong with it, it's dead, that's what's wrong with it."
Yoshida: "No, no it's accessible, look."
Healers: "Look my lad, I know a dead role when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now."
Yoshida: "Yeah, remarkable effects, that role, beautiful animations innit?"
Healers: "The animations don't enter into it, it's stone dead!"
Yoshida: "It's not, it's accessible!"
Healers: "Alright then, if it's accessible, I'll get someone to queue for it. Sprouty! I've got a nice Adventurer-In-Need bonus if you wake up, Sprouty! This is your daily tomestone roulette alarm call! (nobody queues) Now that's what I call a dead role."
Yoshida: "It's probably friendly for the sprouts."
Healers: "Friendly for the sprouts, what kind of talk is that? Look, why did it fall flat on its back the moment Shadowbringers launched?"
Yoshida: "The healer role prefers kipping on its back! It's a beautiful role, lovely animations."
Healers: "Look, I took the liberty of examining that role, and I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on the Duty Finder in the first place was that it had been nailed there."
Yoshida: "Well, of course it was nailed there, otherwise it would've muscled up to those PFs and 'voom!'"
Healers: "Look, matey, this role wouldn't 'voom' if I put 4,000 item level through it, it's bleedin' demised."
Yoshida: "It's not, it's accessible."
Healers: "It's not accessible, it's passed on! This role is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its programmer! This, is a late role! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the Duty Finder, it would be pushin' up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-role!"




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