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[Oglaf]

Welcome my younglings and refugees.

Before creating a post check if your subject hasn't already been addressed in the last few days.
There are a few megathreads about subjects below, please reply on them.

"Insert house related complaint here"
What? Have you thought house (ultimate) memes were just memes!? It's been an issue since forever. Your opinion has probably been already suggested by someone.
And "Ticket number 0 is the winner" is probably a bug.

"PvP is unbalanced and matchmaking sucks"
Yes, we know, PvP is a side content made for fun. There is no "PvP team balance", it's a mess but a fun and frustrating mess. Do not expect much, have fun while queue are below 5 minutes. Ranked PvP on a MMO should never be taken seriously.

"Insert healer complaint here"
Another problem that has plagued since it's conception. If you don't play savage or ultimate healing will get boring. Many suggestions has been made.

"Insert SAM drama here"
Yes, they dropped the ball, they already said that they will monitor the situation. Expect small changes next patch and rework on next expansion, sorry. DRK, WHM, MCH and many others through expansions says Hi.

"Dungeons are too simple and boring"
Yes, dungeons in FFXIV are a tool for story telling and dailies. They are not meant to be challenging content. Do not suggest Mega Dungeons, Heroic/Mythic difficulty or even Mythic+. Yoshi-P will just laugh and facepalm like he did before.

"I do not enjoy leveling process, rotation, raid style, etcetera..."
These are core aspects of the game, it will not change. FFXIV is an "RPGMMO". Rotation is meant to be simple and doable on controllers, we are lucky if a job is easy to play and hard to master. Yes, FFXIV raids are dance dance revolution, most rotations are simple but with key decisions that will impact your overall DPS, making decisions while paying attention to boss mechanics is what makes it hard.

Hrothgar customization
Yes, they fucked that up, they said they would fix but they have never taken it seriously. Specially for Hrothgar, which is probably 3% of the population.
If you are a refugee, it's like people are complaining about the lack of love for Mechagnome's customizations.

Toxic positivity
No, FFXIV forums/reddit can also be a shit show. We are not mindless Yoshi-P minions.