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    Simplifying the Samurai complaints

    Hi - long time Samurai main here.

    Lots of whining going on about Samurai. I wish it would stop. Getting a little annoying.

    As a fellow Samurai, I know our collective IQ is roughly the Kenki cost of Kaiten back in 6.0 (RIP), so our arguments are usually flawed and often accompanied by frothing of mouths and screeching.

    So I shall do my Samurai brothers and sisters a favor and "samuraize" our plight the dum dum way. Here goes:

    Dear Dev Team,

    Me Samurai. Big numbers make happy. Small number make sad.
    When me big number, me useful. Many many friend when number big. Many many like me. Many many.

    Now number small. Now me no friend.

    Why dev team make number small?

    Now, only big thing on screen is me. Me Roegadyn

    Can you make number big again so I have friend?

    Thanks
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    Last edited by Okita; 04-14-2022 at 02:21 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Okita View Post
    Hi - long time Samurai main here.

    Lots of whining going on about Samurai. I wish it would stop. Getting a little annoying.

    As a fellow Samurai, I know our collective IQ is roughly the Kenki cost of Kaiten back in 6.0 (RIP), so our arguments are usually flawed and often accompanied by frothing of mouths and screeching.

    So I shall do my Samurai brothers and sisters a favor and summarize our plight the dum dum way. Here goes:

    Dear Dev Team,

    I am Samurai. Big numbers make happy. Small number make sad.
    Big number make me useful. I have many fren when number big.

    But why dev team make number small? Now I no fren. Can you make my number big so i have frens?

    Thanks
    Bold of you to assume that we can even write with an IQ of 20.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some PVA glue to eat and a nice fat crayon to jam up my nose.
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    This took me an entire day to plan and 5 hours to execute, I may have lost a few IQ points along the way, so apologies for the error in calculation. Its less than 20 IQ I'm afraid.
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    Obviously nothing is supremely /wrong/ with Samurai. I mean it is perfectly functional, it just doesn't feel as satisfying to play. Which is a subjective experience (and therefore very divisive).
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