Quote Originally Posted by Okita View Post
Hi - long time Samurai main here.

Lots of whining going on about Samurai. I wish it would stop. Getting a little annoying.

As a fellow Samurai, I know our collective IQ is roughly the Kenki cost of Kaiten back in 6.0 (RIP), so our arguments are usually flawed and often accompanied by frothing of mouths and screeching.

So I shall do my Samurai brothers and sisters a favor and summarize our plight the dum dum way. Here goes:

Dear Dev Team,

I am Samurai. Big numbers make happy. Small number make sad.
Big number make me useful. I have many fren when number big.

But why dev team make number small? Now I no fren. Can you make my number big so i have frens?

Thanks
Bold of you to assume that we can even write with an IQ of 20.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some PVA glue to eat and a nice fat crayon to jam up my nose.