Simplifying the Samurai complaints

[Okita]

Hi - long time Samurai main here.

Lots of whining going on about Samurai. I wish it would stop. Getting a little annoying.

As a fellow Samurai, I know our collective IQ is roughly the Kenki cost of Kaiten back in 6.0 (RIP), so our arguments are usually flawed and often accompanied by frothing of mouths and screeching.

So I shall do my Samurai brothers and sisters a favor and "samuraize" our plight the dum dum way. Here goes:

Dear Dev Team,

Me Samurai. Big numbers make happy. Small number make sad.
When me big number, me useful. Many many friend when number big. Many many like me. Many many.

Now number small. Now me no friend.

Why dev team make number small?

Now, only big thing on screen is me. Me Roegadyn

Can you make number big again so I have friend?

Thanks