I'm wondering what they're going to look like. Perhaps if the ears are inside the new haircuts, the breasts have been waiting inside our chests all along!

With the cop-out Femroe Gunnhildr, do we think that it's going to be fuzzy Bluema Thurman Amazonian females, or male Hrothgar that we just say have been the females the entire time?

As a Helion, perhaps the queen I've pledged my life to has been me the entire time. After all, if I can't love myself, how can I love anyone else?

If you can't bother to fix the Gunbreaker trainer's hair clipping through his coat, and "sparing no expense" *ACTUALLY* means that you'll bother to produce and transmit horse puckey like "Um... ...we can't... ...fix.... ...the only way to was to lop off your ears," man I cannot WAIT to see how slapdash and awful your work is when an entire gender's involved!

Who knows what M. Night Shymalan level plot twists to which we have to look forward when you explain to us why the females look like the males. Or a race that's been here. Or have taken several years to arrive, and mysteriously looks like no one really spent any time on it whatsoever, and the preview shots look like really bad Photoshops!

Imagine how I will wake up with Christmas-morning-esque joy and anticipation to watch how few damns you were able to manage to give about me. After all, economically, I have nothing to bargain with - I don't want to stop playing with my friends, or lose my house, so you should feel OK that all of the hairstyles look like I'm some kind of lightly-tousled scamp of a coconut, and that when you finally get around to making good on your promise "Oh, yeah, and we're going to make female Hrothgar too" that I'll have the Automata meets The Fab Four dumpster fire you released here to guide my hopes and dreams.

What even do you call that thing on my head?

Nier Type 2Beatles?

Adam Lambert Potatohead?

Perhaps Boy Band Remake of Reservoir Dogs?

But yeah, if this is how poorly you managed "hair" after years of "explanations" why it "couldn't" be "done" even after "untrained modders" managed to "do so?" Holy crap, can I not wait you to make good on your threat to birth a gender into the world with a fanfare of kazoos.

Why is it you can host a contest to design new housing items, and make them a virtual reality in the game, and yet cannot be bothered to ask your players what they want? Why is it that the low numbers of people who play Hrothgar not an indication to you that perhaps more would if you gave them something like parity. Or care. Or backup to your lip service of "giving us hairstyles."

That's not a hairstyle, Yoshi. It's a Bugs Bunny disguise wig that got caught in a hot tub filter.

Try harder.