Tales from Duty Finder: Some make you laugh, some make you cry. Let's vent. 2.0

[Cincierta]

Well, looks like they snuck something in under the hood that has me grinning ear to ear.

Queued up for alliance raid, got Breach. Someone in our party had extremely low hp, somewhere around 9k, which meant someone was trying to ilvl cheese. They immediately dropped followed by 3 other people. More than likely they were upset that they didn't get their precious snoozefest of CT.

It was funny as heck to see half of alliance C disappear. I wish I was quicker on nabbing a screenshot of it.

[Denji]

Who the hell joins a party in the PF that says it's a blind/practice party and then proceeds to whine that nobody knows what they're doing?

smh.

[Frizze]

Who the hell joins a party in the PF that says it's a blind/practice party and then proceeds to whine that nobody knows what they're doing?

smh.

Someone to whom the concept of "reading the PF description" is a foreign concept. In other words, an idiot.

[Shibi]

That, or they just really hate Lalafells.

To be fair, that's a rational reaction; you all pack a lot of evil into a very small package.

Uwaaahhhhhh
*punches fist* Right guys, time to go visit Packetdancer!
Milk and naps first though. But after, k?

(just joking Khit, you is wise and frend)

[Rein_eon_Osborne]

Frontline Roulette.

We have somebody who throws callouts. At one time early into the match they were calling the team to attack yellow. Me as a WHM who had LB ready, was thinking to sneak around the cliff safely to get behind enemy's ranks to ambush them with LB. This worked for me several times and normally garnered several kills.

Except it didn't work this time. I unleashed my LB upon the rank and WHERE ARE MY TEAMMATE?!?!?!?

"Guess.. I'll just die ._."

At least that 4 stray players got out safely, the surprise I inflicted was enough to buy them time to get away. We won in the end anyway. I just thought it was a funny occurrence.

[Packetdancer]

(just joking Khit, you is wise and frend)

*grins, then nods silently while taking half a step forward while giving a thumbs-up*

(Look, if you're gonna make the *punches fist* reference, I gotta turn this into a standard cutscene.)

[Fyrebrand]

Ran the new version of Castrum Meridianum for the first time tonight. Toward the end, the tank decides to say this:

[RobynDaBank]

Ran the new version of Castrum Meridianum for the first time tonight. Toward the end, the tank decides to say this:

WUT? I just now did Castrum and love how quick and engaging it was! Wasn't it just two cutscenes too?! This is how much I got for ~10 minutes of smooth sailing.

[Kaoru_Nagisa]

Finally got my WoL alt through base Endwalker, and now I am joining the struggle for a Starbird drop. Doing it with Trusts because her gear is still pretty meh right now + guaranteed chance of winning if she does drop, but boy. I did 5 back to back last night and I'm already weary.

Not because of Trusts, but just because the chances for the bird feel so bad most of the time; I've never seen her drop at all in all the runs my main's done of Dead Ends via Expert roulette. ;_;

[Packetdancer]

I feel you. In all the time since EW launch I’ve seen the bird drop exactly twice, and I’ve run the dungeon more times than I can count… including resorting to Trusts to try to get that bird for a while before I gave up. First time was about a month post-launch, while the other was in Expert Roulette about four days ago. That’s not a super high drop rate.

(I actually won the roll on the bird on that second drop about four days ago, which surprised me.)