Tales from Duty Finder: Some make you laugh, some make you cry. Let's vent. 2.0

[Picker]

Ran dead ends in expert yesterday. Was on blm. I’d like to apologize to my party, that was one hella stoned mentor stinkin up the joint

[Kolsykol]

BLM's, I really don't care if you have to stand still to cast please do the mechanics )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))99999999.
In P4S joined clear seen enrage at least party to hope and get my weekly since no other parties needing DPS available, BLM fails three times in a row on both tethers and fire stack ( stacking with wrong group ).
I can literally just see him standing there when the tethers are happening and we're all waiting for him to come and grab it so we can spread, but no he just stands there casting.
Same on the fire stack after knockback he runs half-way and stops in mid then just stands there and refuses to move.

Guys it's supposed to be a meme, if you refuse to move healers can't save you you're going to wipe the group...
You have so many instant casts this exp too cmon.

[Cubsbane]

My tale is that I hate it when I queue for a specific duty, it pops, then someone doesn't accept so I end up waiting another 10-15 minutes, presumably because most of the rest of them were yeeted to another duty via roulette.

Maybe you were in the washroom, or went to grab a glass of water, or were mid-cutscene. Some highly understandable reason. However I will still give you a disapproving glance when we cross paths at the buffet table.

[Lium]

My tale is that I hate it when I queue for a specific duty, it pops, then someone doesn't accept so I end up waiting another 10-15 minutes, presumably because most of the rest of them were yeeted to another duty via roulette.

Maybe you were in the washroom, or went to grab a glass of water, or were mid-cutscene. Some highly understandable reason. However I will still give you a disapproving glance when we cross paths at the buffet table.

It’s always the one DPS. Everyone has accepted except the one DPS.

[Cincierta]

Be me, on an alt doing alliance roulette with a friend.
Be also me, loading in and we get LoTA. Sigh.
Be also me, sighing as one of the tanks aimed a cleave at the entire alliance.
Be me, busying casting Esuna to remove the bleed debuff everyone got, including myself.
Be me, also late on saving our DRK tank that had not bothered to use Living Dead to give themselves time to live and me to get to them.
Be me, now realizing our DRK was an absolute dickhead.

Green = me
Brown = poo-poo DRK
Red = rando dps



Be me, now realizing he'll always be out of range for my heals/regens and Divination, but continue on as normal with the occasional spot-heal from both me and my sch co-heal.
Be me, also watching him die to the Behemoth boss because of ignoring meteors and was probably expecting a Rescue. He immediately used Return to leave the fight. Hint: I took that off my bar because of accidental hits.
Be me, also watching him greed on the last boss before our first wipe.
Be me, wanting to slap him across the face through the monitor because of how much of a jerk he was to me and the rest of the party before he insta-leaves the instance and me looking him up on lodestone to realize he's got nearly everything at 90.

"Healers adjust" my butt.

[Lium]

[Kolsykol]

If someone said this to me that'd be the last heal they got lel.

[Lium]

If someone said this to me that'd be the last heal they got lel.

I actually think that was meant for the tank. That's how I took it anyway. Which is why I thought it was hilarious. Like, "Whatchu mean adjust? FOH adjust deez nuts"

[Shibi]

I actually think that was meant for the tank. That's how I took it anyway. Which is why I thought it was hilarious. Like, "Whatchu mean adjust? FOH adjust deez nuts"

Yeah, it was a dps comeback to the bad dps's "healers adjust" line.

[ThivraK]

Be me, wanting to slap him across the face through the monitor because of how much of a jerk he was to me and the rest of the party before he insta-leaves the instance and me looking him up on lodestone to realize he's got nearly everything at 90.

please indulge my curiosity and tell me if my assumption is correct that it was either a cat or bun boy?

'twas a hyur male when I looked at them.

colour me surprised! every single pompous person I've seen from famfrit had been one of those two!