Calm your proclivities, I was being facetious.

I'm trying to identify a problem here. I am fully willing to admit that I am an idiot if my current round of testing pans out. But flat out ignoring that this game does in fact have issues that should be sorted out (incompatibility with common overlays, asinine sensitivity to even manufacturer overclock profiles, game breaking audio engine implementation, sensitivity to unrelated and/or previously known workingg peripherals, etc. all of which are on the list of troubleshooting procedures for this very issue) does everyone a disservice.