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The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy - the OP version


A long time ago some emo dark elf wanted to be the boss . so he made some rings and they enthrall people somehow


The rings ruin stuff then they have to go stop the evil elf because stuff is bad so they realise to kill the evil they need to kill the elf with the master alexa ring that knows all controls all so they go to mordor the place you can breathe in ok but centuries later you cant for plot reasons


They kill the big bad and the human king dies but his son cuts the fingers off the bad elf and stuff his kingky finger into the dark alexa elf ring whilst the bad elf blows up and kills everyone well noty quite but its loads


Some elf lord takes the kings son up the mountain to the BBQ hall of dark lords and demands the kings son drop the ring into the fire , doesnt do anything when the kings son refiuses and lets the son walk away thusly not ending the reign of alexa and her all seeing all knowing powerful eye


Along the way the dirty elf ring still has power and it uses bluetooth and wifi to reconnect to amazon AWS but it cant so it tries to subdue humans instead and it works


Everyone wants the filthy ring and eventually the new king is killed and the ring leaps off his hand and decides to drown itself instead thusly delaying the big bezos reconnect



many centuries past and ther stuff happens


yade yadda......




etc etc



See we top can make a huge epic story about journey , struggle and strife sound as basic as you made the whole end of FF14 saga be