mild Endwalker spoilers I guess?
I recently made a statement about this one on Twitter, and I completely agree. For me, this description was a slow burn hate for me. When I first saw it, Urianger's character had only gotten a little bit of development (warriors of darkness and minfilia thing had just happened) so I remember finding it kinda funny and thinking "LOL they're really trying to go there huh? But I'll just assume he cried like a baby over it" and I left it at that for a time. Then came more character development for Urianger... a heavy amount of it, and he became literally my most beloved character in the game EASILY. There's no way this man that's like the embodiment of kindness would ever do anything even close to what that description implies.... so I got more annoyed at it. But that's not where it ends
This game has been building a beautiful narrative of Moenbryda and Urianger's friendship/love this entire time. He always mentioned her at least 1-2 times in each expansion if you took the care to talk to him between quests and things...and then Endwalker came at us and tackled our feels with THAT SCENE. If you know, you know. It's so sweet, and pure.... --and then there's that minion description that's like an ugly tarnish on the entire thing. I try to forget it exists, but every time I look at the minion I see it. Every time a streamer gets to that part of the game and gets Moenbryda minion I see half their chatroom going "LOL check the description!" because they KNOW it's meant to sound disgusting. I see posts on Twitter all the time about it. It's surprising how many people legitimately believe that description is cannon and definitely took it the perverted way.
I'm sure people are thinking "you're just butthurt because it's your favorite character!" Heh... you'd be surprised the crazy things about Urianger I will like and retweet on Twitter because I think they're funny. People calling him a slut or whore because his ankles showed for instance. They're clearly jokes, but the difference between those things is they are online in a space with fans. That content is not on an official item description in the game. That description makes people actually think my favorite character is a creep. I can't just tell them "No, Urianger never made a Moenbryda sex toy, only a cute little minion doll" because they can literally respond with "He did! Just check the description" and that's not cool to me. So there you have it. An item description I thought was kinda funny at first is actually now extremely loathed by me to the point I want it changed.