FFXIV Lala Only Server

[Jkap_Goat]

I would like to join and contribute in this cause

[Maxilor]

THIS THREAD IS A STING OPERATION

[Fresky]

But...How do I join?

[ibiteyourankle]

I would like to join and contribute in this cause

There's a few rules. We have to do a voice check to make sure you are a real Lala. If you do not sound cute enough, we will have to reject your application. Also, please bring a measuring tape so we can measure the height. Lastly, if you need help with going bald from being pet too much, please mention that at the interview. We can help! We have lala hair tonic (for a very minimal price - lifetime memberships and bulk pricing are available).

Remember, we don't discriminate. Thanks!

[Lynesse]

Oh, please, you stuff one lala into a potato sack, and then it's nothing but, "help!" "I'm being oppressed!" "Let me out!"

[FusiaRain]

Oh, please, you stuff one lala into a potato sack, and then it's nothing but, "help!" "I'm being oppressed!" "Let me out!"

*angry lalafell noises*

[ibiteyourankle]

Oh, please, you stuff one lala into a potato sack, and then it's nothing but, "help!" "I'm being oppressed!" "Let me out!"

You better not sleep tonight. That scratching and thumping noise? You know we are coming for you...

[Lynesse]

*angry lalafell noises*

*hungry Irish noises*

You better not sleep tonight. That scratching and thumping noise? You know we are coming for you...

I'm going to need to buy more bags.

[ibiteyourankle]

My teeth on ankles also works on bags.

[FusiaRain]

*hungry Irish noises*



I'm going to need to buy more bags.

-wears spiky armor- You can't eat me now