It's time we finally put this ultimate question to rest!

[Issachar]

Gil: guh ill, as in Gilded or Gilt, because it represents Gold.
Dia: dee yah, as in DIspell Undead.
Ifrit is the primal of fire, not a relative to a djinn

Also, do not feed the trolls.

This post has so many things wrong with it, I'm not sure where to begin.