For those that knows the issue or just want to vent...

[ibiteyourankle]

global Specialist := %SuperDuperSpecialCode%
ImASpecialist()
{
if Specialist := tier 1 {
msgbox, "Its the game, it's really the game company's fault. Listen to me because I'm in the IT field and that makes me the resource for all your technical problems even though I just answer the phone and read a script. Did you turn it off then on?"
}
else if Specialist := tier 2 {
msgbox, "From the information that I see, it's the game's fault. I used one application to come to that conclusion. Did you turn it off then on?"
}
else if Specialist := tier 3 {
msgbox, "It might be the game's fault. Let's turn it off then on or let's just re-image your computer."
}
else if Specialist := tier S {
msgbox, "Yes, I am a specialist IT guy. I'm not going to give you an answer because that would be putting me on the spot. Go away. Or try this: Press Windows+R, Type "cmd" and hit Enter. On the command line type, "shutdown /s /t 10 /c "Fixing game's issue." Press power button after everything is silent and screen goes dark."
}
else {
msgbox, "It's your fault. Not mine. I am strapped to my ISP's building so I have the best connection! I want to play game NAO! Me no do research and start new thread on forum even though there's 10 threads about same problem because I must be HURD! Fix it NAO! I don't know how to turn it off then on...please help!"
}
}
return