Screaming into the void, adding to the pile, hoping square decides to start caring about these crashes.

An unexpected error has occurred. Exiting FINAL FANTASY XIV. 2021-11-27_15:20

ffxiv_dx11.exe+1385008
ffxiv_dx11.exe+13875FE
ffxiv_dx11.exe+138A0C5
ffxiv_dx11.exe+47640C
ffxiv_dx11.exe+19CDE2
ffxiv_dx11.exe+1455619
ffxiv_dx11.exe+17034
ntdll.dll+52651

Yes, I have tried all the "fixes".