Good God just let me poop in peace.
Good God just let me poop in peace.
"Imagine if you have to answer the phone, or take a shit. It's like.. tough shit if you've gotta take a shit, ya gotta take a quick shit, gotta have turbo turds.
I'm trying to play the game, I got shitstains in my pants and an answering message on my phone that says:
'Sorry, I'm playing Final Fantasy 14: Endwalker on PC'
What a selfish game! Bottom line, have a fuckin' long AFK Timer! Goddammit!"
- An Angry Videogame Nerd
The menacing aura of every Lalafell.
The poop in peace…(can somewhat relate ;p but still) usually a healthy log can be lain inside the porcelain throne within 10 minutes including having the calm space of time to clean yourself after (bidet/wipe&handwash). Then as you are afk anyway include a bit of time to get a drink from your fridge or make a cup of tea / coffee.
Am also thinking those with children may need more than 10 minutes to sometimes afk for their kids needs next to their own. It is perfectly fine for parents to game a bit if everyone at home makes a few hours for their own free time… still a parent is a parent 24/7 so even if the kid is entertaining themselves they still may need your attention to show off their lego project or a hug because of a booboo because they stepped on a lego piece. To give few examples…
Also remember my little brother returning home from playing outside covered in mud head to toe. Imagine having to suddenly deal with that I can totally imagine sticking that little dirt covered human under an emergency shower takes a bit more than 10 minutes…
10 min is too short.
30 is also too short but fair and needed considering the current queue times.
♥ MORE HIGH HEELS + INSTANCED HOUSING! ♥!
some of us need to take longer poops...
People are just going to use third party tools to bypass the AFK timer no matter how long or short it is.
lol what? Yeah no thanks. Guess the whole community will use creative ways to stay logged in passed 10 minutes. Enjoy being sent to the back of the queue for having to pooh.
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