NTT is requesting a traceroute from SQ Servers to my endpoint... yeah like THAT will happen.
The issue seems to be ae-1.r24.snjsca04.us.bb.gin.ntt.net <- That is what starts going down when everything goes to absolute shit.
At this point, flood NTT with tickets about ae-1.r24.snjsca04.us.bb.gin.ntt.net and make them fix it. We have trace routes from all over the US pointing back to that single hop starting the disaster.
Edit: Everybody that can do WinMTR or pingplot to ae-1.r24.snjsca04.us.bb.gin.ntt.net and post results after 10 minutes please. I want to gather up enough tests to send in.