I love this game and dev team, but at this point, I think refunds are in order...

[Dewslam]

You ever go to olive garden and get their free bread sticks, but the breadsticks are late because ten thousand other people also wanted those delicious, delicious, breadsticks, so you sit there angrily yelling and screaming at the whole dining room about how you want those breadsticks, and how they should give you your breadsticks, and how they should take the breadsticks out of the mouths of people who already have theirs and give them to you? And the breadsticks just look so delicious, sure your order's on the way, they said it'd be here in ten minutes and it's only been five; but by gum if your breadsticks don't get here you're going to flip this table over and storm out of here screaming about how you deserve a refund for that whole meal because you didn't get your breadsticks!

[Pells]

You ever go to olive garden and get their free bread sticks ...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.


I've gone to Olive Garden, seen the crowd milling around the door, taken half an hour to get inside to the hostess who then tells me there's a three hour wait to even get seated. You don't get breadsticks until you're seated.