I don't mind queues.

I mind netcode so terrible that you have to babysit said queue because it boots you even on a wired connection every 10-30 minutes. And said random crashes will fling you to the back of the line if your turn comes up during one of those crashes.

That's not queuing. That's garbage login server code. I have better things to do than hover around my computer for half the day while it thinks about maybe letting me in if the coin flip doesn't boot me out the moment I hit the head of the line. That's not "instant gratification". That's expecting a line to behave like a line, and service you when you've waited your turn.