I've solved mine somehow.

I went through and killed some processes and services. I couldn't tell you which one it was.

I killed all my razer/synapse processes
I stopped and disabled the Connect User Experiences and Telemetry
I killed the Realtek Audio Manager

I'm fairly certain it was one of those. I suspect it was disabling the service. It's behind the CompatTelRunner.exe process, which was consistently eating a chunk of my processor