Gotta agree with OP. Can you imagine?

"WoL you gotta stop Xande from summoning the Cloud of Darkness and swallowing the entire world!"
*an overweight cholesterol-clogged-blood vessels WoL* "uuuff....uffff....on it....uuffff....just need....to climb all these stairs...aaack" *dies from a Mcdonalds induced heart attack*

How about we stop promoting unhealthy choices for the sake of progressivism and being inclusive?