Send me these DPS-happy healers, I'll gladly take them off your hands. Because I'm so sick and tired of seeing white mages that refuse to use anything other than cure 1 and Medica 2 spam at level 80, scholars that hoard Aetherflow and ignore their fairy cooldowns while relying solely on Adloquium and Physick, and Astro's that either follow in white mage's footsteps by spamming diurnal Aspected Helios and Benefic 1, or Nocturnal Aspected Helios which just overwrites their own shields or doesn't even apply them because no damage has gone out. All while not even using the myriad of FREE abilities at their disposal or understanding the main mechanic of their job.

And because a sizeable amount of this community don't actually know how healers even work, they'll congratulate whoever just spammed their aoe heal the most and blows their entire wad of cooldowns on a minor scratch over the one that heals when the party needs it and picks up the slack when Captain Cure inevitably bites the dust to some mechanic or avoidable aoe. The only job that's more thankless than being a halfway decent healer is being a Rez Mage in an Alliance Raid.

And before anyone tries to accuse me of being some "tryhard sweaty elitist", I spend more time G-Posing in random areas than I do playing the game, and I tend to afk in Gridania on top of the light poles. I'm casual af.