FFXIV Meme's

[Dhalmel]

we need more of this

[Bowen]

we need more of this

Ask and you shall receive.

(This is the first one I made, but I didn't think it was as funny. I'm using a school computer, so these were the best I could do. )

[Matsume]

I don't always use search engines but when I do I use

Absolutely. Genius.

[faris]

You're welcome.

[Fantasia]

You're welcome.

Aha! It's only one, but I've decided that my first ever "meme" is now a success <3

[HiirNoivl]

Gramul? Where's the needlepoint department? I've walked all over and I can't find it. o.o?

[Gramul]

Gramul? Where's the needlepoint department? I've walked all over and I can't find it. o.o?

Aisle 18 on the left hand side on the other side of the the yarn.
Don't you go taking things out of their spot then decide you don't want it and hide it in a basket on the other side of the store so when a customer NEEDS IT I SCAN IT AND IT SAYS WE HAVE ONE BUT I CAN'T FIND IT TILL A MONTH LATER WHEN I DISCOVER IT ALONG WITH A HALF DRUNKEN CUP OF COKE JAMMED IN THE BACK OF THE SHELF BECAUSE YOU WHERE TOO GOD DAMNED LAZY TO THROW IT AWAY now.

HEY!

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(me too)

We can be craft brothers.

[Bowen]

Aisle 18 on the left hand side on the other side of the the yarn.
Don't you go taking things out of their spot then decide you don't want it and hide it in a basket on the other side of the store so when a customer NEEDS IT I SCAN IT AND IT SAYS WE HAVE ONE BUT I CAN'T FIND IT TILL A MONTH LATER WHEN I DISCOVER IT ALONG WITH A HALF DRUNKEN CUP OF COKE JAMMED IN THE BACK OF THE SHELF BECAUSE YOU WHERE TOO GOD DAMNED LAZY TO THROW IT AWAY now.

Shit, now I feel guilty.

[Denmo]

Aisle 18 on the left hand side on the other side of the the yarn.
Don't you go taking things out of their spot then decide you don't want it and hide it in a basket on the other side of the store so when a customer NEEDS IT I SCAN IT AND IT SAYS WE HAVE ONE BUT I CAN'T FIND IT TILL A MONTH LATER WHEN I DISCOVER IT ALONG WITH A HALF DRUNKEN CUP OF COKE JAMMED IN THE BACK OF THE SHELF BECAUSE YOU WHERE TOO GOD DAMNED LAZY TO THROW IT AWAY now.

This. I can't like this post enough.

Don't forget about that lady that can't decide on a table-top frame, and decides to pick another and place the other one in it's place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, until you, the person cleaning that aisle, suddenly realize that as you're doing so, you're backtracking the trail of a madwoman.

Or when a customer comes up wanting a picture framed and you show her a frame and she wants a different frame and maybe not that color can you get it in another color and what about mats oh I only want one mat I think can you shrink it down I don't want it to be expensive and oh ok that looks good now what's the price OH MY GOD THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS AND THAT'S AFTER THE DISCOUNT that's just INSANE I think I'll just put it in a crappy Chinese-manufactured frame from here on the floor thank you very much sir goodbye.

Yeah, I work in framing.

We can be craft brothers.

[KoujiGeki]

Aisle 18 on the left hand side on the other side of the the yarn.
Don't you go taking things out of their spot then decide you don't want it and hide it in a basket on the other side of the store so when a customer NEEDS IT I SCAN IT AND IT SAYS WE HAVE ONE BUT I CAN'T FIND IT TILL A MONTH LATER WHEN I DISCOVER IT ALONG WITH A HALF DRUNKEN CUP OF COKE JAMMED IN THE BACK OF THE SHELF BECAUSE YOU WHERE TOO GOD DAMNED LAZY TO THROW IT AWAY now.


We can be craft brothers.

This. I can't like this post enough.

Don't forget about that lady that can't decide on a table-top frame, and decides to pick another and place the other one in it's place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, but decides to pick another and place the other one in its place, until you, the person cleaning that aisle, suddenly realize that as you're doing so, you're backtracking the trail of a madwoman.

Or when a customer comes up wanting a picture framed and you show her a frame and she wants a different frame and maybe not that color can you get it in another color and what about mats oh I only want one mat I think can you shrink it down I don't want it to be expensive and oh ok that looks good now what's the price OH MY GOD THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS AND THAT'S AFTER THE DISCOUNT that's just INSANE I think I'll just put it in a crappy Chinese-manufactured frame from here on the floor thank you very much sir goodbye.

Yeah, I work in framing.

7 years working at a Market. Lazy F&#@*ing customers. Kill the ass that made that say "the customer is always right."