Quote Originally Posted by Zaaku View Post
I am completely ok with this.

No more hassling around with that pesky penis all the time.
More comfortable fitting subligar.

And free breakfast to boot!
My dear fellow if this free "breakfast is a wish". Then Wish Granted would you like a good sausage, eggs, bacon, Black pudding, toast and tea affair? or is it just egg anyways its yours me old muka

(all breakfasts are a part of wiremeshi (tm) and are not countable for the following side effects blindness short of breath irregular bowl movements and death)

For my Wish I want to ride that big red moon we keep hearing about just before it hits Eorzea with cowboy hat in hand mind