FINAL FANTASY XIV Grant A Wish Contest Entries Thread

[Onizuka]

Wish: We could work things out peacefully with the Garlean Imperials and then go and have afternoon tea in Ishgard together.

Granted. Truce with the Garlean Empire and afternoon tea with Nael van Darnus and Gaius van Baelsar, singing birdies posing on their armor as they themselves sing the “Good King Moggle Mog XII” song, while they dance with a little umbrella in balance above their nose.

I wish I could find the Legendary Golden Subligar... and also be able to wear it in my head, pantsu-style!

[Volfield]

Granted. Truce with the Garlean Empire and afternoon tea with Nael van Darnus and Gaius van Baelsar, singing birdies posing on their armor as they themselves sing the “Good King Moggle Mog XII” song, while they dance with a little umbrella in balance above their nose.

I wish I could find the Legendary Golden Subligar... and also be able to wear it in my head, pantsu-style!

Granted but as you wear the subligar you cannot accept invites to join party and are enfeebled with heavy for the duration of the time you have it equipped.

I wish i could find a decent man.

[Matsume]

Granted but as you wear the subligar you cannot accept invites to join party and are enfeebled with heavy for the duration of the time you have it equipped.

I wish i could find a decent man.

Granted, you find Sublimen Reinheart wearing the one and only Legendary Golden Subligar, unfortunately he is enfeebled with heavy and cannot join your party. You perform /em epic facepalm. Reinheart performs /em epic thrust. The two of you fall in love and have babies. These babies wear miniature golden subligar hand crafted by Reinheart himself (with japanese and english translations around the waistband). Forever will your lovers arms remain apart due to Reinhearts unparalleled love for Subligaria.

I wish to win this competition, for real, no jokes or dreams and no linen. TYVM. That's my last and final post.

[Onizuka]

I wish i could find a decent man.

Granted! Here I am! The Ultimate Macho Man!



I wish the Immortal Flames didn't bust me once again at washing my Subligar in the fountain of Ul'dah near The Quicksand...

[Matsume]

Granted but as the DoT effect killed Garuda you die at the exact same time so no real victory can be claimed.

I wish I could commodere my very own airship

Granted but as you fly out on your first flight, the engine broke and you fell down into Mor Dhona's Silvertear Lake.

I wish to be the richest miqo'te in the whole Eorzea!

Granted, but as you were browsing the market wards you accidently purchased a piece of rock salt for all your gil and now the richest person is Eorzea is a Lalafell with a wily laugh. O~hohohoho!

I wish that I could craft a Mammet to be my friend.

Granted, but as a summoner, your Carbuncle is jealous that you play with the Mammet more and Carbuncle hides it from your view!

I wish that I could be a summoner.

Granted - However you are blessed with the knowledge of summoning tasty treats for your friends and beverages to boot! You’re no Summoner, you’re a Culinarian! Congratulations!

I wish to soar above the canopies like a feathered fiend!

Granted! You are turned into a dodo, watch out for adventurers!

I wish to see the Community Reps laugh.

Granted - The Community Reps laugh them selves silly as you discard all your Unique/Untradeable items accidently leaning on keyboard while watching tv.

I wish i could tame a drake for my dragoon

Granted but at the time you see the Rep laugh u wake up to find me in Star spangled subligar on the bed

I wish i can Hug Garuda

Granted, but you better watch out because the hunting season is open now...

I wish i could see goofy and donald duck in this game... (or maybe not)

Granted, Never mind. I lied. I wish for 3 more wishes.

Granted.


Wait... you can't wish for more wishes, that's the rule! Sorry

I wish I could be a Moogle!

Granted. But it was a dream and when you wake up you were chewing the bed linen.

I wish Dalamud falls on Ul'dah bwahaahaha!

Granted, Unfortunately the Colonel would have a few things to say about this~ you may be executed to protect his secret recipe~

I wish I wasn't picked on for being short! I can pack a punch just as much as the next Duskwight!

Granted. But you got teleported to Dalamud because there is no where else no one would pick on you.

I wish I could jump to Dalamud and drive my lance through it.

Granted. But when you're there.. in that hot place.. with your lance.. you realize you forgot marshmallows!!

I wish i can have a Gobbue smile.

Wish: To received the spear of Odin himself: Gungnir.

Granted. But you know how many gill you will spend by the dentist !?!?

I wish to fart as a Dodo!

Granted! (^_^) But unfortunately your hair begins to grow, and you end up as a phurble, full of hair and unsmiling...

I wish I could get all the achievements and get the title reward: "Achievements Queen of Eorzea" (At least of Ridill...)!!

Granted but you degenerate into a Hillbilly as well, your teeth fall out and you spend all your time on a rocking porch mocking adventurers and chugging moonshine.

I wish i had the real (long) musket rifles that are at display at the NPC shop in Limsa Lominsa.

Granted, but unfortunately, the musket rifle cannot shot anymore because there is no more gunpowder in the whole Eorzea.

I whis I can /sit on dalamud and laugh at all Eorzeans because they all are going to die!

Granted but you get speared by a garlean flag as they claim dominion over dalamud.

I wish i could ride a snurble space hopper style!

Granted: You and your Snurble Space Hopper buddy would bounce across all of Eorzea, having fun together, laughing, playing, casting cure and protect on one another.. Until one day he turns and decides to cast Dia 3 on you, crushing all life out of your little Lalafell body.


Wish: To own my own pirate ship and make fun of that darn Roegadyn in front of the Marauders guild who still doesn't believe I'm a pirate. I even have my own eye patch and everything! Yarrr..

Granted, but a night, when you are traveling through the sea of ​​jade, you are approached by a ghost ship and die of fright. In the end, you joining their crew as a bard.

As Black Mage, i wish to have my High Sorcery Tower.

Granted you recieve your own High Sorcery tower, but it has been cursed by Nael Van Darnus and all those that inhabit it are turned into roegadyns, forever trapped!

I wish I could jump on another lalafel's shoulders and wear and overcoat, pretending to be a roegadyn!

Granted but another lalafell stands on your shoulders making a triple stacked lalafell throwing you into obscurity as no one will ever know your feet nor your face.

I wish we could fire bombs out of cannons.

Granted: However your evil deeds cause a Fellowship to rise up against you, leading to your inevitable doom:



Wish: We could work things out peacefully with the Garlean Imperials and then go and have afternoon tea in Ishgard together.

Granted. Truce with the Garlean Empire and afternoon tea with Nael van Darnus and Gaius van Baelsar, singing birdies posing on their armor as they themselves sing the “Good King Moggle Mog XII” song, while they dance with a little umbrella in balance above their nose.

I wish I could find the Legendary Golden Subligar... and also be able to wear it in my head, pantsu-style!

Granted but as you wear the subligar you cannot accept invites to join party and are enfeebled with heavy for the duration of the time you have it equipped.

I wish i could find a decent man.

Granted! Here I am! The Ultimate Macho Man!



I wish the Immortal Flames didn't bust me once again at washing my Subligar in the fountain of Ul'dah near The Quicksand...

All your wishes are granted, unfortunately you will have to wait until 2.0 for their implementation.

[Ingolf]

Granted! Here I am! The Ultimate Macho Man!



I wish the Immortal Flames didn't bust me once again at washing my Subligar in the fountain of Ul'dah near The Quicksand...

Granted, but you have to wash the subligar of every Roegadyn in the land, even the pungent pirate!

I wish that my crafts didn't randomly explode for no real reason.

[Crysten]

I wish that my crafts didn't randomly explode for no real reason.

Granted, but now you're the only crafter in Eorzea whose crafts randomly implode for no real reason!

I wish that people wouldn't keep putting cookies and potions into my bed while I'm actually sleeping in it...

[Suburp]

I wish that my crafts didn't randomly explode for no real reason.

Granted! But as you take up arms with a Disciple of War class again, you discover mice, dodos and whatnot now randomly explode into smithereens and dodo nuggets (see above), leaving the landscape and your hair a bloody mess.

I wish I had Lalafell shaped slippers.

[Nixius]

I wish I had Lalafell shaped slippers.

Granted. But they are too small for you to wear!

I wish that there was a mode of steam-train transportation!

[Matsume]

Granted, but you have to wash the subligar of every Roegadyn in the land, even the pungent pirate!

I wish that my crafts didn't randomly explode for no real reason.

Granted, but now they explode for a real reason unbeknown to you...

I'm on my fifth wish so what the hell, I wish for all darklight pieces.